and with that abomination posted, i’m off to bed
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"MICHAEL ROOKER is not a fan of skydiving and he doesn’t enjoy swimming in water where he’s not the head of the food chain. But, if there is a zombie apocalypse, he’s your man"
'swimming in water'
where the fuck else do you swim, mr rooker?
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
what a cutie patootie
why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person
From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif